Essays

Essays
Unpublished works
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March 8, 2024 :: Who's still advertising on Twitter?

August 10, 2023 :: I did a Twitter experiment. It went as expected.

February 1, 2023 :: How to be a "good" recycler

October 7, 2022 :: Don't vote

July 27, 2022 :: Excuse me, world. Do you validate?

July 15, 2019 :: The best campaign merch from the 2020 Democratic candidates
February 4, 2019 :: Rethinking our outrage
February 1, 2019 :: Resolution Amnesty Day
October 9, 2018 :: Coming to terms with my Parrot Head past
August 28, 2018 :: Is front row for Phish worth the hassle?
July 11, 2018 :: The dirty truth about the "more cowbell" song
April 20, 2018 :: I decided to learn Transcendental Meditation
August 3, 2017 :: Don't be an asshole: A guide to being present
October 14, 2016 :: Desert Trip Review
September 13, 2016 :: Desert Trip Preview
July 12, 2016 :: I ranked a bunch of songs called "Wrecking Ball"
May 3, 2016 :: Encores are (mostly) pointless
April 19, 2016 :: Stop talking at concerts
July 31, 2015 :: I bought my dog a bionic knee: (Part 1) Choosing TPLO surgery
June 25, 2015 :: All 50 state flags ranked
June 19, 2015 :: Enjoy that stupid new stadium in the suburbs
May 29, 2015 :: Mercy killing a guinea pig
March 20, 2015 :: The one thing you must do next time you ride Uber
March 12, 2015 :: A walk is for US, a sniff is for HIM
February 13, 2015 :: Jewish online publication CHARGING readers to comment
February 2, 2015 :: The difference between sports and porn
January 10, 2015 :: My first CES: A swift kick to the head