Writing

"APPARENTLY THIS MATTERS"
(CNN COLUMN)

May 17, 2013 :: Smell-O-Vision for Your Phone
May 10, 2013 :: Holding a Guitar Makes You Sexy
May 3, 2013 :: The Amazing Wash-free Shirt
April 26, 2013 :: At concerts, put that cell phone down
April 19, 2013 :: Drink Water, You Dummy
April 12, 2013 :: Size (Yes, THAT kind of size)
April 5, 2013 :: Bracket Town
March 29, 2013 :: Giant elephant bird egg
March 22, 2013 :: ePad Femme
March 15, 2013 :: Viral Obituary
March 8, 2013 :: Baby Baird's Tapir
March 1, 2013 :: The New 'SimCity'
February 22, 2013 :: Haunted Mirror
February 15, 2013 :: Out of control at 125 mph
February 8, 2013 :: Face Tattoos
February 1, 2013 :: Pet Tortoises
January 25, 2013 :: ReviewerCard
January 18, 2013 :: iPotty
January 11, 2013 :: World's Hottest Curry
January 4, 2013 :: Ruzzle
December 28, 2012 :: Lobster iPhone Case
December 21, 2012 :: Meggings
December 7, 2012 :: The Puppy Room
November 30, 2012 :: Thin is In
November 22, 2012 :: Boyfriend Pillow
November 16, 2012 :: It's Thanksgiving
November 9, 2012 :: Airplane Seat Belts
November  2, 2012 :: Buckyballs
October 26, 2012 :: The Dipjar
October 19, 2012 :: $10,000 BBQ Sauce
October 12, 2012 :: Gangnam Style
October 5, 2012 :: Ostrich Pillow
September 28, 2012 :: Bacon Shortage
September 21, 2012 :: Fat Dog
September 14, 2012 :: Living Room Hot Tub
September 7, 2012 :: Hug Me Jacket
August 31, 2012 :: Whale Puke
August 17, 2012 :: Wikipedia Roulette
August 10, 2012 :: CVS Beauty Club
August 3, 2012 :: Phelps and Phish
July 27, 2012 :: Lefties Rights
July 13, 2012 :: 7-Eleven Slurpees
July 6, 2012 :: Doink the Clown
June 29, 2012 :: Kidz Bop
June 22, 2012 :: Dr. Mario
June 15, 2012 :: Morning people
June 8, 2012 :: Doritos Locos Tacos
June 1, 2012 :: $1,300 HDMI cables